Thanks for calling.

Are you having an ID-10-T Error?,
Sure it's not a PEBKAC issue?

Lets get you fixed!

Please hold ALT ,
and then as fast as you can
Hit F4 over and over to fix your issue.

You're Welcome
The Bastard
Excuse of the day:
Robotic tape changer mistook operator's tie for a backup tape.
Get another excuse.